TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :


1. Oktoberfest.

2. Wonderful sense of humor.

3. Oktoberfest.

4. World's largest manufacturer of beach towels.

5. Oktoberfest.

6. Sausages.

7. Oktoberfest.

8. Oktoberfest.

9. Oktoberfest.

10. Innate pacifism.