TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :


1. Guinness.

2. Free labor - 18 children because you
   can't use contraceptives.

3. You can get into a fight just by marching
   down someone's road.

4. Pubs never close.

5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception
   passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968
   to persuade your girlfriend that you can't
   have sex with a condom on.

6. No one can ever remember (or remind you of)
   the night before.

7. Stew (made with Guinness).

8. More Guinness.

9. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an
   Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of
   sectarian violence.

10. Guinness