Hanging in the hallway at the collitch in Valdoster are the
basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in
the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball
identifying the year -- "62-63," "63-64," "64-65,"  etc.
One day, the old perfesser spotted a freshman looking curiously
at the  photos. Turning to him, the freshman said, "Isn't it
strange how our teams always lose by one frickin' point?"




TOP 10 TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN
Using the "Naughty" word was appropriate:

10) "It does SO fucking look like her." - Picasso

9) "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - Custer

8) "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Einstein

7) "Scattered fucking showers...my ass." - Noah

6) "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagorus

5) "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? - Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose its going to fucking rain." -
      Joan of Arc

3) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

2) "That's a fucking big fish." - Jonah

And the number 1 most appropriate reason to use the
"NAUGHTY" word in history....

1) "Who the fuck is gonna know?!" - Bill Clinton




Q. What does a fish with out an eye look like?
A. Fsh