A funny sign in the window of a
home cookin' restaurant in Phoenix, AZ
"The best piece of chicken you'll
ever get without being a rooster!"



Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"

Client:"I'm lookin' for a gun."

Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"

Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case):

"That one looks about right."

Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"

Client:"It's for shootin' at cans."

Owner: (pointing at a small handgun):

"Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."

Client: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."

Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"

Client: "Mexi-CANS.......Puerto Ri-CANS........Afri-CANS...."