DRAFTED

One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to
boot camp.  At the rifle range, he was given some
instruction, a rifle and bullets.  He fired several shots
at the target.  The report came from the target area that
all attempts had completely missed the target.  The tech
looked at his rifle, and then at the target.  He looked
at the rifle again, and then at the target again.  He
put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and
squeezed the trigger with his other hand.  The end of
his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the
target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble
must be at your end!"



A funny sign in the window of a
home cookin' restaurant in Phoenix, AZ
"The best piece of chicken you'll
ever get without being a rooster!"


A guy is having a pee in a public restroom when another
man dashes in, unzips himself, and whips out his 
startlingly enormous penis.

The man with the huge penis sighs as he starts to pee, 
and says: "Just made it!"

The other guy glances over and says: "Will you make me one?"