Signs you may Have bought a bad car

1.  As you leave the used car lot, you see the
owner rush out with a gigantic smile and
high-five the salesman.

2.  You notice that the car phone they threw in
"for free" has a direct line to Moes's Towing
Company.

3.  The booster cables are not in the trunk but
are permanently soldered to the battery.

4.  The hood has been equipped with a
push-button device for quick and easy opening.

5.  The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom
of the rear license plate has been removed.

6.  You get a "Good Luck" card from the
previous owner.

7.  As you drive up to a service station for
gas, the mechanic opens the big door and waves
you in.

8.  When you leave for work the next morning,
you notice a tow truck parked about a block from
your driveway.  As you go by, it silently
falls in behind you.

9.  The little "Service Engine" warning signal
in the dashboard comes on and reads "Me Again."