Three women had a very late night drinking.  They left in the early
morning hours and went home their separate ways.  The next day, they
all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove
straight home and walked into the house.  As soon as I got through the
door, I blew chunks."

The second said, "You think that was drunk?  Hell, I got into my car and
wrapped my car around the first tree I saw.  I don't even have any
insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far.  When I got
home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over,
and burned the whole house down and couldn't remember the number for
911"

The room was silent for a moment while the women contemplated who was truly 
the drunkest one the night before.  Then, the first girl spoke
out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand.  Chunks is my
dog."