Here are some signs that you might have been a little too caught up in 
America's favorite TV show:

1. Your neighbors find you digging for nightcrawlers in their flowerbed and 
you insist it's "just a midnight snack."

2. Your cupboards are stocked with nothing but Minute Rice.

3. You get a raise at work and before you know what you're doing, you're 
halfway through "The Richard Dance."

4. You suspect that Aunt Betty and Grandpa George are forming an evil 
alliance against you.

5. You hold a reward challenge to see who gets that extra large can of Alpo 
dog food.

6. You start to realize that everything is just "a pain in the ass."

7. You start shoveling dirt into the jacuzzi because you think your husband 
will look good covered in hot mud.

8. Whenever you walk into the office, you start chanting the Survivor theme.

9. You find yourself salivating at the thought of catching another glimpse 
of Sean's nipple ring on "Guiding Light."

10. You find yourself making a speech about snakes and rats at a board 
meeting.

11. You call your wife on a cellular coconut.

12. You tell you boss to "Get a liposuction and catch more fish."

13. Every night before bed, you hold a tribal council to see which kid gets 
kicked out of the house.

14. You get to the bookstore when it opens every day, hoping that Susan's 
"Redneck Road Kill Cookbook" has come in.

15. You fill your entry hall with hot coals.

16. Greg's Final Words actually start making sense to you.

17. You scour the internet hoping SOMEONE has posted Colleen's phone number.

18. Your son's hamster starts looking pretty tasty.

19. Even though someone flat out tells you the answer to a question, five 
minutes later all you can say is "Uhh...I don't know."

20. You tune into CBS Wednesday nights and find yourself duped into watching 
Big Brother.